Hello. Welcome to my page devoted to gossip, rants, tittle-tattle and trivia (or not…).

This here chubby guy is Manolito, The Hardy Perennial Alien. He’ll be mostly in charge of this section. His highly minimalist potted bio. is now showing at the Meet The Family page. (We’re trying for the Hackney Empire, next.)

Anything you have to say/moan about the contents of this page, you take it up with him and his people will talk to my people.

NB. His people speak nothing but Middle Alien and my people are either dead or have migrated to healthier latitudes. Still, if you really must talk…