Good (Blue) Blood
Veggie Queen. There. This is the only kind of royalty we’ll ever welcome ‘round here. And if you think she looks too fruity, think of Boris Bleeding Johnson’s brand new cabinet. They don’t come much nuttier, they don’t. Also dangerous. Priti Patel (she of the covert Israeli army money-funnelling shenanigans, “migrants are to blame for the NHSD crisis” and “bring back hanging”) as Home Secretary? Bumba help us all!